Monday, May 11, 2009

Blonnet 18

Oh my blog,
Should I compare thee to a summer's day?
But thou are more hard and more complicated,
Rough finger do shake the darling keyboard of me,
And idea's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too blank the mind that doesn't shines,
And often my inspiration dimm'd;
And every word from word sometime declines,
By chance or nature's copying sentences untrimm'd;
But thy importance shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that value thou owest;
Nor shall viruses brag thou wander'st in their threat,
When in eternal lines of words thou growest:
So long as the lecturer can breathe or eyes can see,
So long the internet exists and this gives life to thee.

Monday, April 13, 2009

A Few Lessons To Be Learnt

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 3:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 4:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Malaysian Stories

On the way,
to my friend's house 
That is located several blocks my house,yes
while i'm walking,
to LRT
about about 3 quarter pm
in front of me....
there is a creature that is very tempting....
she ask me what time is it....

to be continued........ 

Thursday, January 22, 2009

How To Lose Money Easily

I have a sad story.It happened last year.This is a true story......

In a beautiful morning,I went to a shop nearby my house.It is an ordinary shop, not as big as One Utama.But the way I went there was different from usual.I went there by car(driving).At that time I was just sixteen and don't have a driving license.I also had drive less than ten times.

I went to the shop for a noble intention, to buy my cats' food so they wouldn't starving to die.Then after I bought the nutritious tasty cat's food, I drove back home.Oh, I forgot to tell you that I went to the shop with my youngest sister which was eight years old at that time.In our way back home, the tragedy happened.Ohhh.....

It was started when my sis ask me a question while I were driving."Yo bro, if one plus by one,the answer is two right?" (of course she ask me in bahasa).I starred at her and replied"Wow sis, how geeenius you're.You can enter 'One In A Million' contest dude.".She smiled cutely and happily. 

Suddenly, when I looked to the front, there was a parked white car only inches from my car's front bonnet.With my minuscule driving skill, I only can pray hoping that something awful not to happen. Luckily I have the automatic reaction.Without intention, my leg were pressing the brake pad.However, my car still crushed the parked white car.My heart leaped to the sky at the moment(this is a hyperbole).So,after that came the worst part.I had to pay back the damage of the car.I costed me around RM 500.(actually it's not 'me' who paid the damage,it was my mom).From that moment, I have kinda phobia to drive.

So,the moral of the story, please love animals.Dont hurt them and never ever forget to feed them,and drive carefully.